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Nascar is stupid, Not a sport, round and round. Boring.

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Not better than "The Test Pattern". It was the best show ever on TV! ;-)

This is the top of my list:

#1: Anything from Geico. Throw that rubber Gecko puppet into the incinerator, and shave that stupid hippy who claims to be a caveman.

#2: Anything with that damn Energizer Bunny. it was almost funny, 30 years ago.

#3: Anything from Checkers restaurants. (BTW, they closed their closest one the other day!)

I don't need High Def because I watch my bacon curling live, in my skillet! That reminds me: I have a couple pounds of maple honey bacon in the freezer. Ummmh, Bacon! ;-)

It was a lot better before they "Fixed" it to attract a different crowd. I don't want to see the garage, the drivers family, or anything else during a race. They are so boring anymore that it puts me to sleep: A bunch of crap, a quick cutaway to a wreck, and back to the crap.

At one time you couldn't pry me away from any NASCAR event. Now, I just turn the TV off and go do something else. Its more like a fake wrestling event than a real race.

Have you seen that piece on the History Channel about NASCAR? Seems it started out as rum-runners getting together annually to compete.

...Jim Thompson

Particularly daytime (radio is on).

A couple of years ago we saw the "NASCAR-3D" 3D I-Max movie. Even though neither of us are NASCAR fans, it was quite entertaining. My wife even admitted that she'd enjoyed it.

Well, I presume that their psychopathic hatred of women will keep them from breeding, so there's a positive note. ;-)

Cheers! Rich

This isn't exactly fair - I've neven known John to try to hide his ingenuity, and what's vain about that anyway? ;-)

bootless: unproductive of success; "a fruitless search"; "futile years after her artistic peak"; "a sleeveless errand"; "a vain attempt" ]

Or maybe Niedermeyer[1] doesn't know what "ingenuity" means. ;-)

Cheers! Rich

They have lots of time, since they can't get a date.

John

...

She is more to be pitied than censured, She is more to be helped than despised, She is only a lassie who ventured, On life's stormy path ill-advised.

Do not scorn her with words fierce and bitter, Do not laugh at her shame and downfall; For a moment just stop to consider, That a man was the cause of it all.

Thanks, Rich

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In High School, maybe. :-)

Cheers! Rich

Howcome everyone associated with Nascar talks like Gomer?

Thanks, Rich

Well, that's the point. Interacting with people is infinitely less boring than just looking up stuff in the search engine. :-)

Thanks, Rich

Why do these soc."men" have such problems with females? Females are wonderful...

We had 4 children, two daughters, two sons. We now have 5 granddaughters and one grandson and one step-grandson.

We have another grandchild on the way... sex as yet unknown... ultrasound next month ;-)

...Jim Thompson

Exactly. Mother Nature is one smart lady.

John

asserted...

doesn't advocate

Free speech can be any number of adjectives... including trashy. You know this better than anyone.

Ooops! You cannot use a word such as "except" in the midst of an absolute statement, silly Contard. Either you advocate violence or you do not... there are no exceptions or buts.

IOW you advocate violence against women.

-- DR

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