Guess what I just had to re-boot...

Dec 27, 2009 66 Replies

An engineer and a mathematician are being interviewed for a job position. As a test of solving problems in a crisis, the engineer is lead into a room with a table, a chair, a pitcher of water on the table and a trash can with its contents on fire sitting on the floor. The engineer immediately pours the water into the trash can, extinguishing the fire.

The mathematician is led into a similar room, but where the burning trash can is sitting on the chair. He immediately moves the trash can to the floor, thereby reducing the problem to one previously solved.

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An engineer, a doctor and a pastor went to play golf. When they came to the golf course, they noticed strange group of people slowly walking around the field. The golf club guy apologized and explained that those people are blind; so engineer, pastor and doctor have to wait till the blind people finish with the game.

Pastor:

- "I will pray for those poor people; so may be the God will cure ..."

Doctor:

- "My friend is famous ophthalmologist; we can try advanced medical methods to restore vision..."

Engineer:

- "Why couldn't they play golf at night?"

VLV

Well, DimBulb is a "Christian". ...but then again, he isn't an engineer.

An experimental psychologist was test "When I blow this whistle you can move half way towards the women. When I blow it again you can move half way again. I'll keep blowing the whistle as long as you wish."

The physicist and mathematician left the room in disgust, saying:

"That's an endless infinite series, we'll never get to the women."

The engineer shouted: "Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle!"

"Surely you've learned enough math to know that they're correct."

"I know they're correct, but I also know I can get close enough! Blow the damn whistle!!!"

-- Virg Wall, P.E.

The punch line was supposed to be, "Theoretically I can never get there, but close enough for practical purposes..." ;-) ...Jim Thompson

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Thing is, physicists ignore pesky terms just as much as engineers do. If you thought statistical mechanics was hard with the approximations...

Tim

Deep Friar: a very philosophical monk. Website: http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/tmoranwms

On a sunny day (Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:13:27 -0600) it happened Vladimir Vassilevsky wrote in :

LOL

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