AN: New Law in Effect Today

With all the idiot tourists who don't know our traffic laws, and bad, out of state drivers they HAVE to do something. There are some lights you can't get through at rush hour, because people coming across the road don't even slow down when the light turns red. They keep pouring through, till it turns green again. Marion County iss installing marker lights above the traffic signal so an office can see when the light turns red, and chase them down. There are too many bad drivers in Florida. Too many of them have expensive lawyers who get them off with nothing on their records. That is why the law is written this way. No longer can some rich bastard blow through a red light and get away with it. If the cop calls in the license number, they can not not write up a ticket. The person HAS to appear in court, no matter what it costs them, and if they don't, they HAVE go to jail. It sounds like a good plan to me.

I've driven for 36 years without an at fault accident. I don't speed. In fact, I rarely drive anymore. Barely 5000 miles in the last year. I have been through numerous driving courses, and at one time was I was certified to drive military vehicles on the icy roads at Ft Greely, AK, the former US Army cold weather test site.

You were saying? Maybe you want to wait till the law goes into effect, and try to prove you can beat the courts? I hope "Bubba" at least gives you a kiss after the sex.

That law was always there in DC and it isn't a "ticket". You go with the officer and post bail at the station. "Cash or Carry" It is also an automatic revocation of your license

BTDT

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