Oh dear, that's not good. Are they as purty as the ones out here in NZ?
And if you Arizonians no longer have a (legal) need for Velcro gloves, would you be interested in selling them? ;-)
Barry Lennox
But you can't use a blow up sheep to get you into the HOV lane .
In Wales its wellington boots - drop the sheep's hind legs down the top of your wellies to stop it running away.
Absofuckinglutely Brilliant.
Whilst you're standing there with your jar of Lemon Curd looking stupid just take some time to consider your position from an engineering point of view......
DNA
"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...
Funny, today I read that it's unwise to mix alcohol and sheep shearing.
And if you want the sheep to push back - march it to the edge of a cliff!
No - you're supposed to get the sheep drunk!
The worst possible disgrace for a Welshman - getting shagged by a sheep!!!
And let a drunk sheep shear you? No thanks!
-- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I\'ve got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida
It's a female sheep.
You don't have to get it drunk. You just have to give it a nice haircut and pretend you are gay.
DNA
How's the queasy feeling when you pork the missus?
With digital meters, your speed has to be stable for a period of time (2 seconds?)
Otherwise you can't read them. Analog meters don't suffer from this but most are using laser now.
I saw a radar circuit many years ago (tubes). It seemed to have no internal mixer, only counted on some reflextion from stationary objects to beat against.
I would guess that what you encountered today was a hightech unit doing averaging for greater accuracy. The circuit got pissy about not getting any two readings to match exactly and refused to give any answer at all.
Luhan
Well, obviously I put a Condom on my head so she doesn't get messed up when I barf.
I'm not upset about this but....
Can you try and be more engineering oriented?
DNA
-- Mary had a little sheep, she took it to bed with her to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a Little Lamb. It's Fleece was White as Snow. And Everywhere that Mary Went, Members of the Campaign against Genetically Modified Foods Were sure To Follow.
'Ello Darling'.
'Why Hello, good Sir'.
'Nice looking curry you've got there'.
Slap slap slap.
'Fuckin Idiot. Who put you in charge? It's a Stew'. 'Fuck you, it's a f***in curry'.
Baaa
'Looks like a Kebab to me'. 'Oh! Mr you know what. Is that a Doner or one of the other ones?' 'Pizza then?' 'No Stupid, we haven't got any bread'.
Baaa
'Well, Mr Clever. Where's your lime chutney?' 'So where are his carrots?' 'Like you've got some cabbage!'
'Where'd they go?'
'Fuck, Chinese then?' 'OK, I'll have mine with chips.' 'What about Dave?' 'Fuck Him.'
DNA
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FOR MY BOYS There once was a canuck, eh? a dim son, who called himself Homer J Simpson.
American he, just wanted to be,
But couldn't, the test was too hard for the wimp, son.
-- John Fields Professional Circuit Designer
Google for 'Purveyor of Quick Release Wellies'.
Conceptually it doesn't work for blow jobs either. But, if it keeps you happy.
Just don't let your sheep see the instruction book.
DNA
Offered. Turned it down. Too many nutters.
The similar offence in the UK renders you potentially liable to a licence suspension. No jail though.
Graham
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