I think we have finally crossed the line. It is now universally accepted t hat the United States of America is the stupidest country on the planet and we are most likely going to be shamed into leaving.
Until now we were simply mocked behind our backs by the leaders of other co untries whispering about the many things Donald Trump has said to them priv ately. But now Trump has said something that even the stupidest of the stu pid know it would be too stupid to allow them to live.
Trump talked about using disinfectants as internal treatment for COVID-19. Yep, that's drinking the Formula 409. Going down on Mr. Clean. Loving th e the Lysol. Pumping the Pine-sol. Shooting up with Clorox.
This now flags our President as the stupidest person in any position of aut hority, now and ever. That includes the first President of Troglodonia, Zo g. Zog was a fair, but stupid leader. When he thought he was doing the ri ght thing he often was actually hurting his countrymen more than not. But mostly those who voted for him supported his policy of stone wall building at the river which separated Troglodonia from the adjacent country Neanders tan. He campaigned on the promise of making Neanderstand pay for the way. Unfortunately Neanderstan was happy to do so since the wall was built on t he Troglodonian side resulting in severe consequences for the inhabitants.
And yet... President Trump is far stupider than Zog.
Even my friend's 5 year old knows enough to not drink the cleaners stored u nder the kitchen sink. Maybe Trump saw some cleaner stored on an upper she lf next to his Captain Crunch and it gave him an idea.
Either way, we are now the stupidest country in the world and are going to be kicked off at the next vote.