Somewhere between Saturn and Neptune is the best prevailing opinion.
Seriously, Don inhabits a different world than most of us regular workaday people. He forms opinions, biases and prejudices and once set is completely impervious to any known form of change. Worse, he makes these opinions known continually and regards those who disagree as, well, stupid.
Never mind that these are often nutty.
I've read Don's columns in electronic and computer magazines for decades and at one time thought if Don said it, it must be so. Growing up is partly the process of learning that the grown-ups are just as wrong as you are sometimes, I guess.
Anyone have any particular favorite Lancasterisms thaat particularly peeve them?