Hey, Bill, how about this one:

Ever been called a "man of pink steel?" ;-P

Cheers! Rich

-- Erect Me Plesident in 2008! I will: A. Fire the IRS, and abolish the income tax B. Legalize drugs C. Stand down all military actions by the US that don't involve actual military aggression against US territory D. Declare World Peace I.

I don't think that their partners would encourage this - so it doesn't work and isn't actively funny.

You might get more mileage out of the tale of the steelworker's partner who was dissappointed when the steelworker finally did bring home an erection wrench - after all the years of fantasising about the way they wound up buildings.