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Really Obnoxious Sound

Wanted: Suggestions for a really obnoxious sound maker...

(1) When connected to a phone line

(2) My thoughts run simply to a multivibrator

But I don't know what would be gruesome to hear ;-) ...Jim Thompson

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Jim Thompson
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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

I'll send my sister-in-law right over. She's yours for nothing.

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Dennis

"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

Chia Obama?

Cheers

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Martin Riddle

I'll trade you my sister ;-) ...Jim Thompson

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| James E.Thompson, CTO                            |    mens     |
| Analog Innovations, Inc.                         |     et      |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems  |    manus    |
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Jim Thompson

Record a chainsaw with a dull blade, cutting through sheetmetal. ;-)

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Michael A. Terrell

Not what you want, but the sound of a petrol driven leaf blower, clearing a path in a National Park ?

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Adrian Jansen

Can you make a fairly genuine-sounding pig squeal? That gravely- sounding "eeeeeeek" with simultaneous low and high components?

Do it while inhaling. That's the key.

Funny thing is that I can't really hear it while I'm doing it. So I ask other people whether the sound is annoying, then I demonstrate it. They don't answer, instead they cover their ears and start kicking. My shins.

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Bill Beaty

Fingernails on a chalkboard.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

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Dan

Tempting but I think freight 1/2 way around the world would bust the deal.

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Dennis

Then take his half sister...

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You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's
Teflon coated.
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Michael A. Terrell

They think it's another annoying politician pushing his latest pork...

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You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's
Teflon coated.
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Michael A. Terrell

Which half is she (assuming top/bottom rather than left/right)?

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Dennis

The top. How else could she eat you out of house & home? Or complain all the time? ;-)

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You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's
Teflon coated.
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Michael A. Terrell

Fingernails down a chalk board

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Dirk Bruere at NeoPax

"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

Take my wife

Sorry, was just channeling for Henny Youngman...

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Oppie

She's good at that. She's a shrew. ...Jim Thompson

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| James E.Thompson, CTO                            |    mens     |
| Analog Innovations, Inc.                         |     et      |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems  |    manus    |
| Phoenix, Arizona  85048    Skype: Contacts Only  |             |
| Voice:(480)460-2350  Fax: Available upon request |  Brass Rat  |
| E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com |    1962     |

      Remember: Once you go over the hill, you pick up speed
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Jim Thompson

"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

In the 80's there was a novelty record called "Captain Beaky" - people used to play it at parties when they want everyone to leave.

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ian field

The opening sequence of a Fax stream is pretty effective. (and very loud)

Regards, Martin Brown

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Martin Brown

"Jim Thompson" schreef in bericht news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

Maybe a record of the last speech of Obama will do :)

petrus bitbyter

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petrus bitbyter

That is probably a good idea as to a source of obnoxious sounds. Anything loud or square wave is probably band by law, but if you had an "on hold" function that after announcing the "on hold" message continued with a whining account of complaints to waste the callers time... well they won't be back.

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David Eather

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