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Jim Thompson 15 years ago

That obnoxious "Please Hold" would be excellent. Any simple way to implement? ...Jim Thompson

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Artemus 15 years ago

Google "phone company recordings" and DL all kinds of obnoxious crap various phone companies spew. Art

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Jim Thompson 15 years ago

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Any recommended digital recorder that will interface easily to a phone line?

I'm not above recording farts and a toilet flushing ;-) ...Jim Thompson

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Artemus 15 years ago

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Your modem may be able to do it. Google "modem record phone conversations" Art

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David Eather 15 years ago

*Maybe* this

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or a cheap MP3 player and an isolation transformer

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David Eather 15 years ago

Not cheap

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I gues google "caller on hold" or "music on hold"

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David Eather 15 years ago

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Oh come on now! I've never seen a modem fart or flush a toilet!

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Spehro Pefhany 15 years ago

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And a capacitor for blocking DC, and some clamping for when the 90VAC ringer signal decides to show up..

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Jon 15 years ago

I have been known to put the '...number you have reached, is not a working number' recording on the answering machine.

It works well at causing people to disconnect.

--- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: snipped-for-privacy@netfront.net ---

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krw 15 years ago

Obama saying anything.

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Richard Henry 15 years ago

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Hold music is Roseanne's Star-Spangled Banner.

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TheGlimmerMan 15 years ago

Actually, that's about all you rate. Except that you should be IN the toilet when you flush it, s*****ad.

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Michael A. Terrell 15 years ago

The Lilly Tomlin website? ;-)

You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's Teflon coated.

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Michael A. Terrell 15 years ago

Then you've never used DSL? ;-)

You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's Teflon coated.

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Michael A. Terrell 15 years ago

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That was banned as a war crime.

You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's Teflon coated.

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JW 15 years ago

And like a fly to s*it, scat-boy makes a landing... :)

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Shaun 15 years ago

Yah, He said your an ASSHOLE!!

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krw 15 years ago

"Your"? You *must* be a Demonicrat.

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Michael A. Terrell 15 years ago

He's one of dimbulb's disciples, and he is working hard to be just as stupid.

You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's Teflon coated.

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krw 15 years ago

I suppose everyone should try to better themselves.

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