If you think you're a real technician, just wait until a little girl brings you her dead Furby she loves and begs you to resurrect him/her/it.
30 years of military and civilian electronics repair experience is no match for a dead Furby.After considerable research into Furby electro-mechanics, I discovered an intermittent limit switch in the flambastic transwobulator had sent negative vibrations to the transwobulator's flabillitator in such a way that further transwobulation was impossible as it put the transwobulator into a state very simular to a human coma.
A couple of strokes of my relay contact burnisher and a tiny squirt of magic WD-40 brought Furby back from the grave, much to the delight of his owner, who now thinks I have more magic powers than any religious leader in the Universe....(c;]
I'm terrified more dead Furbys will materialize at the hands of crying little girls who are born to wrap 65 year old electronics technicians around their little fingers......Failure is not an option!
Absolutely nothing I ever repaired, calibrated or overhauled has been anywhere near as rewarding at that dead Furby.
(Service hint - Mommy does NOT know what batteries in the drawer are dead and which ones are good, even though she thinks they are "new".)