Hey, Jim, please don't insult our Canukite neighbors too much. They might cut off our supply of Canadian Bacon, and we couldn't make Eggs Benedict any more, and the entire US brunch industry would collapse. Thousands of gay waiters named Brian ("hello, I'll be your server today, let me tell you about the specials") would be thrown out of work.
And don't forget, we need the English Muffins, too.
John