How 'bout a Nuc-u-lar device for the kitchen?
Why not get the latest techknowledgy as specified by our prez for the people?
Since typical installations don't involve invading any new countries for billions of dollars, we can more easily afford to offer our proven endless support with the initial sale.
If your nuc package ever wears out, just drop it on the doorstep of your local nuc power station for proper storage for the next 2 or 3 -
100-thousand years.