Coach fired for writing country-western song...
He was a little man, just turned three
Took the present from his daddy?s hand
A genuine toy hammer
He started beatin? to beat the band
He hit the floors and the wall, broke a lamp in the hall,
Started swinging at the puppy?s tail
When you?re holding a hammer
Everything looks like a nail.
He was the president, number 44
He says, ?Trust me, I?m here to help you
I have got some big big plans
You?re gonna love what I?m gonna do.?
There?s no problem too big or small
He thinks he?s got an answer that just can?t fail
When you?re holding a hammer
Everything looks like a nail.
He thinks big thoughts and he dreams big dreams
But it?s another man?s sweat that pays for those schemes
He don?t care how the little people feel
?Cause saving the world is a big freaking deal
So he does his business behind closed doors
And pretends that the world is just begging for more
When the stuff hits the fan he says, ?Don?t look at me
If you got trouble, blame 43.?
Now Congress is saving Wall Street
While they?re watching Main Street fall
They got health care all figured out
But it don?t seem to care much at all
As soon as they save the planet
They?ll put the fire out in hell
When you?re holding a hammer.
Everything looks like a nail.
He thinks big thoughts and he dreams big dreams
But it?s another man?s sweat that pays for those schemes
He don?t care how the little people feel
?Cause saving the world is a big freaking deal
So he does his business behind closed doors
And pretends that the world is just begging for more
When the stuff hits the fan he says, ?Don?t look at me
If you got trouble, blame 43.?
There?ll be a party come this November
When we?re gonna set things straight
All good people gonna gather ?round
Gonna show what made this country great
We?ll run off the schemers and backroom dealers
So the Red, White and Blue will prevail
When we?re holding the hammer
When we?re holding the hammer
Everyone of them looks like a nail.
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