It's "Toqueville" this, and "Jefferson" that,
and "science" he talks about, right through his hat.
And slot cars on highways, and doing his bid,
though yet he's done nothing but play with his fid.
Alludes to the law, but practices not,
"advising" instead, since no sheepskin he's got,
to follow him down to the depths of despair
and strangle with him where there's no room for air.
JF