I had win 3.1, it worked on internet with Trumpet Winsock. Billy Gates said 'nobody needs that Internet anyways'. I had win 98, it sorta worked, even without trumpets. I bought win XP, it sucked, and even sucked more doing constant 'updates' on my hard disk. Finally it decided I had a Microsoft mouse, and as it clearly was written 'Logitech' on the mouse in question, the cursor became uncontrollable. So I burned the Xp disk. Have I missed it? No.
So, I have heard Vista flopped.
I know this is a public secret, but more and more people run Linux. I use it too, and everything works, and what does not work or exist I can write myself.
I have read that in some parts of Europe, if you buy a PC with pre-installed Microflop software, and you install Linux, then they have to compensate you in the price. So pay something back.. IIRC Italy is such a place, maybe France too. Italy has a nice and warm climate too, France is radioactive in the south.
Just some thoughts... I like pizza too. :-)
So maybe tie you WIN7 PC to the biggest firecracker you can find and launch it towards heaven on new years eve.