Cause God has fingernails. That was too easy and I'm not even Christian.
Question now is: Why does God have fingernails? 'Gong!' Still no answers from a religion claiming all the answers..
UV LED On Toenail Fugus
Dec 23, 2009
88 Replies
Yup. Looks that way..
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'3.Trauma to the nail plate or toe, which can occur by stubbing the toenail, dropping things on the toe or going through the end of the shoes (as during sports or other vigorous activity), can cause the flesh to become injured and the nail to grow irregularly and press into the flesh'
It's looking dim for my toenails as lethal weapons idea.
krw wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
ACK,no I don't want to see your toes,feet,or any other body part of yours.
I've got a ruler right in front of me,so I know what a .25" looks like. that's not a toenail,that's a HOOF. something's wrong.
I can't imagine a toenail even half that thick.
Jim Yanik
jyanik
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Not for mine.
Because often broken toes hurt worse than occasional nail issues.
Yes, and under that damned collar too!
No... 50 YEAR OLD, quarter inch thick hunk of nasty mange!
Ewww indeed.
Oh, that one is on my left foot.
We did NOT 'evolve from monkeys'. It has been proven that we are two distinct and separate branches from far earlier than previously thought.
That still doesn't mean that it wasn't by God's hand.
And the owner can't run, and will soon be lunch.
The theory I've heard was that man was the best (long distance) runner in the jungle and could run any other to death. If so, it would also be difficult to eat with an ingrown nail.
You finally looked in a mirror, DimBulb.
Indeed.
No, but Dimbulb is that kinky.
Offworld checks no longer accepted!
Maybe caveman used long toenails for running traction??. Say in sand, mud or soft earth.
Perhaps as an experiment, I'll let my toenails grow about 1" and go running on the beach to see if it's easier.. :P
Not kinky, just hard up.
Not possible. They're too fragile.
They'll likely ingrow so you won't be running anywhere.
Nails are simply biological leftovers that are no longer useful, much like body hair.
No wonder. It's the only survivor of its species.
Offworld checks no longer accepted!
Without - I just kept digging away at it with some pointy things.
Had one of those as well so just cut it away and pulled out a section. Not especially painful, but messy.
Dirk
http://www.transcendence.me.uk/ - Transcendence UK
http://www.theconsensus.org/ - A UK political party
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/onetribe - Occult Talk Show
At the skin cancer doc the other month, overheard him telling an asian lady that the main area of concern for asian complexions was melanomas on the palms / soles and under the nails / beds.
You guys are both *that* retarded.
Grow the f*ck up, little boys.
Toe nails will not stop your toes from breaking. And if they did, why just the tips?
Dirk
http://www.transcendence.me.uk/ - Transcendence UK
http://www.theconsensus.org/ - A UK political party
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/onetribe - Occult Talk Show
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