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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...
OMG, a day after a full moon.
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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...
Check out the Class Calender and Registration on the left side of page. Mike
Bwahahahahahaha!
...Jim Thompson
OTOH, if your wife gets the credit card statement and the lingerie isn't her size, your woes have just begun.
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I suspect more trouble if the lingerie was a larger size, especially if you tried the 'it was a surprise' line.
Even worse, if it fit him.
Second Guy: How long have you been wearing your wifes panties ?
First guy: Since the time my wife found a pair in my glove compartment.
;-)
Reminds me of the conversation overheard on the subway:
First guy: "When I get home, the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off."
Second guy: "Really?!"
First guy: "Yeah. These things have been killing me all day."
A couple guys are getting changed in the locker room. Charlie turns to Dave and sees that he's wearing a very tight girdle. He's shocked but he asks, When did you start wearing that? Dave turned red and said, Since the day my wife found it in my car.
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