>>> On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:14:55 -0700, Rich Grise
>>>>And maybe paint a bulls-eye on top. >:->
>>>
>>> of what? ;-)
>>
>>Of the chia head, of course! That way, she knows where she's supposed to
>>hit it with the hammer! She hates the clay head, right? Well, give her the
>>power to destroy one, and a ball-peen hammer for her tool drawer, and a
>>nice cutting board for the kitchen! What's "not...safe" about that? ;-)
>
> 1) Teaching her how to use a hammer.
> 2) Teaching her how to use a hammer to smash heads.
> 3) Giving her the idea.
>
Boy oh boy - you must have a very loving relationship with your wife.
Good Luck! Rich