These may not last long!

It "will undergo a test run at CVS stores in Chicago, Tampa and San Francisco.

If the product does well, it will be available nationally ahead of the holiday season."

Yipee!

They've been advertising them on the TeeVee for at least six months. SWMBO already warned me not to buy her one for Christmas (I did buy her a Chia Pet once, and gave it to her three times until she finally made the damned thing). OTOH, I've been known to ignore such warnings.

Give her the head, but pack it along with a good butcherblock cutting board and a brand-new ball-peen hammer. >:->

Cheers! Rich

And maybe paint a bulls-eye on top. >:->

Uncertified.

Definitely not a safe thing to do.

of what? ;-)

Of the chia head, of course! That way, she knows where she's supposed to hit it with the hammer! She hates the clay head, right? Well, give her the power to destroy one, and a ball-peen hammer for her tool drawer, and a nice cutting board for the kitchen! What's "not...safe" about that? ;-)

Then when she smashes it, run and get the whisk broom and dustpan, get down and start sweeping up the fragments, gazing up at her with adoration in your eyes. ;-)

I hear women love that crap. ;-)

Cheers! Rich

Didn't you see the warning? "Not intended for intercourse". I guess you have to send yours back now...

1) Teaching her how to use a hammer. 2) Teaching her how to use a hammer to smash heads. 3) Giving her the idea.

You don't know women too well. That sort of behavior only means one thing; you're cheating on them. It's right up there with buying them a diamond, or flowers on a day other than birthday (&such). ;-)