1.
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> Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
>
> Depression is when you lose yours.
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> Recovery is when Obama loses his.
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> 2.
> Al Gore, Bill Clinton & Barrack Obama go to heaven,
> God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
>
> Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was
> your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''
>
> God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my
> left.''
> God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
>
> Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
> held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against
> me.''
>
> God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
> sit at my right.''
>
> Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
> He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
LOL! Thanks! Rich