I got to this part:
"His background might be Italian, English, Polish,"
which seemed awfully familiar (I suspect I heard a 'right wingnut' read it on the radio), so I googled it and got LOTS of hits. I at first suspected he stole it, but that Feb. 8th date is the earliest of any of the articles I saw (admittedly only a few of the "about 2,500" hits), and several others attributed it to Hubbell, so I have no doubt he actually wrote it.
Here in this March 19 column it's repeated and credited, and is said to be traveling the Internet at "warp speed:"
In this page (scroll down near the end or search the page for Small Town Soapbox, Monday 2/18/2008), it got rewritten and 'sanitised' to "ANGRY AMERICAN:"
Okay, enough non-electronic posting...