According to Phil Allison, who looks much more like a troll to me.
According to Phil's newly invented definition.
I go after people who post stuff I don't like, when they post stuff I don't like. Some of them post a lot of stuff I don't like. This doesn't stop me from saying nice things about them when they do post stuff I like - as you may have noticed.
Wrong. You fit that definition rather better.
Not very effectively, as John Doe's posting history demonstrates.
Using one of those other and better ways that you claim exist? A claim that is as likely to be accurate as your description of me as a demented fool. If you had wanted to characterise yourself as a demented fool, you'd have made just such an asinine assertion. It could have been ironic, I guess.