I had amnesia once --- maybe twice.
********************I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
********************Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
********************All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
********************If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
********************What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
********************They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
********************Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and,
when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
********************Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
********************One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
*******************I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
********************How can there be self-help "groups??
********************If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
********************Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
********************Is it me ? or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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