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OT: The Bionic Woman

Remember the Six Million Dollar, The Bionic Woman and the Bionic Dog...?

Well... now there's a remake series coming this fall ..The Bionic Woman. (I guess the 456 Million Dollar Man wasn't catchy..)

Ok.. the bionic woman has bionic legs, one bionic arm and a bionic ear..

Anybody with some physics knowledge can figure out there's something wrong here...

She doesn't have a bionic back!

Everything between all those bionic parts is mushy biology. The bionic parts would probably rip right off her body or crush a spine with bionic stunts like lifting cars..

I'll laugh at the "she's gonna bust her back" bionic stunts..

Anyways..that's my 2 bits.. Hope I didn't spoil the show.. :) D from BC

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D from BC
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But is she a hot babe?

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Don Bowey

This is a TV series - of course she's sexually attractive.

-- Bill Sloman, Nijmegen

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bill.sloman

Yeah...I guess that's all that matters :) Who cares about the lack of a skeletal infrastructure that can handle all the forces created by bionic parts. :P

I'm not surprised the Bionic Woman got redone and not the Bionic Man. Marketing probably figured a greater audience with a female lead. Maybe the attraction is: Guys want that special woman and women wish they were special for guys that like special women. :P

D from BC

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D from BC

More likely:

Wife: Honey. Take the garbage out. Husband: You do it. You're the one with the bionics.

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Paul Hovnanian P.E.

At least it isn't 'The Moronic Donkey' "We can rebuild him. Fatter. Slower. Dumber. More rude and anti-American than ever before."

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Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida
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Michael A. Terrell

I quit watching because either:

A. I "outgrew" the show. (70's child here) B. The Sasquatch episodes, any of them. C. The commercialization of the franchise: "Bionic Fleas for Bionic Dog Sold Separately!"

(Mike, if any part of the Bionic Donkey were bionic, it would surely be his ass.)

-mpm

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mpm

But... he's ALL ASS!

-- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell Central Florida

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Michael A. Terrell

Wife: You want me to get bionic on your ass! Husband: Ok dear...I'm taking out the garbage right now. Then mutters.. (Bionic bitch..)

D from BC

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D from BC

Bouncing up and down at bionic speeds would probably make her barf up her dinner :P

D from BC

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D from BC

See _Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex_ By Larry Niven:

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Guy Macon
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Guy Macon

More to the point, I'm not even sure I could "keep it up" with all that bionic "spring" noise going on in the background.? What a distraction!

I think I'd be laughing too hard.

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mpm

No problem, get her bionic surgeon to "enhance" you to suit! Who needs Viagra..!

Tim

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Tim Williams

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Bionics or not, I can still run faster scared than the wife can angry. ;-)

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