From /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes:
"The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr.
Well, I know I can write a lot _faster_ with a word processor than without, but I wouldn't want to speculate much on how that relates to drugs. ;-)
Cheers! Rich