I am now member of IEEE

Captain: What happen ? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What ! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: It's you !! Cats: How are you gentlemen !! Cats: All your base are belong to us. Cats: You are on the way to destruction. Captain: What you say !! Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time. Cats: Ha ha ha ha .... Operator: Captain !! Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!! Captain: You know what you doing. Captain: Move 'Zig'. Captain: For great justice.

martin

Sno-o-o-o-ort!

...Jim Thompson

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Then *be* professional and say "I are now an professional".

Doncha remember this old saw? graduate: "Four years ago I didn't know what an engineeer was. Now I are one."

I was a professional for a couple of years, then I decided that I didn't like paying to be professional, so now I am unprofessional.

"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

You are just unhappy because you spent all your money on some rusty oil drums what you thought was a barbecue and cannot afford to be a professional like what I am.

This reminds me that, if and when I become worthy, I will have to let a cat own me.

Koooooor, give us a stroke then........;.....

Luverly!!!!

DNA

Thank you for pointing out that I am being too intellygent. This must be why I always fail them jobs where I get to fix fruit machines because the boss feels threatened about my oral sex skills and how I might use them on his wife.

Now I arm one.

Don't suppose you want to reveal a bit of masonary whilst your on the scene?

DNA

I did not join the ITrippleE to pull.

I joined to become a Professional.

Now I am one.

DNA

Tell me about it.

$67 gets me a shitload of wank mags from the local purveyor of news and the IEEE sends me a letter with a brochure with a bunch of not engineers noncing about in nice trousers and shirts without getting their t*ts or knobs out.

DNA

The "rusty drum" is my smoker. The BBQ is stainless steel.

...Jim Thompson

All that just so you can get kwolified to fix photocopiers?

BTW found a vid of MP

martin

Groucho Marx said it best... "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members"

Larkin is a good cook, too ;-)

...Jim Thompson

Oh go on.... I'll take a guess before I click on it.

Mary Peters isn't it?

Wales excuse for....... bugger.

I seriously hope the spicks go rob your land because I know you have not got a link to the Edwina Currie French Knickers Video.

DNA

"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

Of course he is. I have already pointed out that he is delusional about his dustbin being a building and now you have to turf him out of it so you can cook stuff in it.

See, it all begins to make sense if you choose to be a professional like what I am.

DNA

I run screeming "Eieeeeee!" because a *PRO* is out to get me! Hellllllppppppppppppp!

US$12.33 gets you 1 years subscription to playboy (if you are in the US)

I weighed up the odds and decided that I can get better value for money from google images. F*ck the IEEE, i bet they all spend your dollars on google images too.

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people who quote Groucho Marx or other Mexicans, I have much better quotes"

Zeppo

DNA

Harpo had the best quotes.