I am Have Filed Another Patent

Prior art: tooth brushes (teeth breesh?) are worn over by brushing them against blades. Sorry.

If you'd like to market a softer brush, I'm sure you can dig them out of the dumpster and sell them as botique items (patina and all, after all).

Tim

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Your logic is defective

Please read it again.....

Here is one I did earlier....

DNA

Recognizing that you have a problem is the important first step.

-- Many thanks,

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You brush your teeth?

John

From you, a subjective assessment if ever there were one ;-)

Ahhh, the bent kind of worn. I see. Then dumpsters would be a prime source of this unforseen gold I think.

Tim

-- Deep Fryer: a very philosophical monk. Website:

You should follow up on the pre-worn toothbrush: Pre-worn pants (save those poor defenceless stones as well as the lie "washed") Pre-worn gloves (so they fit the first time). Pre-worn shoes (naw..they will not fit anyway). Pre-worn lover (naw..been done already and it is too popular to cash in on anyway). Pre-worn electronic circuits (so you can also cash in on some of the inventor's royalties).

martin

Thanks Don usefull stuff. Anything on how broad patents can be?

TIA

Noooo.... Pre-Worn not Pre-Used.

Like it says 'manufactured to behave like'.

It's all in the marketing....

'Why scrabble in the bin along with the rest of the totters for a used toothbrush that is gentle on your gums when our technologists have made you a new one without the dried spaghetti on it?'

If you wait a while I'll take a photo of it just before I throw it away.

I'm going to be a millionare!

DNA

Indeed. The first thing you have to do is recognise a problem. Then you find a solution to that problem. Then you take out a patent on it. Then you spam a newsgroup and publish the information on the interwank.

Next phase is sitting back and waiting for someone to e-mail with an offer of loads of money.

I'm already listed on Google.

Total cost to date £1.12 postage.

Brilliant!

I'll be a millionaire tomorrow :-)

DNA

I do clean the things that matter when it might matter. Teeth might be a permanent twice daily one.

DNA

Apart from it being a Laptop......

Why are all the 'public/company toilets' open season. That's something I'd like to know.

I'm immensly annoyed now.

WHAT'S ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT LETTING PEOPLE BEND ABOUT THE PLACE TO HAVE A LOOK AT YOU HAVING A SHIT AND GIVING YOU GREASEPROOF PAPER TO WIPE YOUR ARSE ON?

DNA

...at the rate of *paying* £1.12 postage, methinks the post office will be getting rich and you less so...

Oh Bum.

Honest, I only manage an average spark of genius once in a while so I sort of don't miss it. I know, next time it happens I'll buy a scratch card instead.... :-)

DNA

You wouldn't be so greasy if you would bathe.