Gnats :-(

Drop wads of cotton wool soaked in ammonium-iodide and dried, into as many holes as possible before the game is due to start.

Or miniature bear traps that snap shut, when they try to retrieve their balls.

Speaking of golfers, balls and bear traps......................

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Bill Gates Foundation is on an anti-malaria campaign. Their 'green' solution is to use a laser to zap little critters after detecting they've crossed some plane of detection. Apparently, the prototype works well. Sounds more entertaining than a boring ol' bug light!

I doubt it. It appears to me that you have to bid higher than the "usual suspects" do in buying/renting politicians, in terms of how much money as well as not making them have to go to your home to get it (you need to bring the money to where they "work").

Furthermore, if mere dish soap or vinegar could kill corrupt politicians, then more Americans would risk life imprisonment or death penalty for assassination of corrupt politicians than we currently have trying for such. For one thing, I have not heard of many roaches or rats kicking the bucket due to vinegar or dish soap.

- Don Klipstein ( snipped-for-privacy@misty.com)

I wish your good furtune in that area to continue.

However, there is Murphy's Law, along with the wisdom of repeating your achievement of having a vacuum cleaner impersonate a jet engine with flame coming out.

If I were to spray bug spray into a vacuum cleaner, I would take it outdoors first, with the hose plugged or blocked by something, such as a wad of toilet paper or a plastic bag and a rubber band. This requires a

- Don Klipstein ( snipped-for-privacy@misty.com)

That's interesting. One type of rat trap is a five gallon bucket of soapy water with a pop can on a rod, over the water. A little peanut butter is used for bait. The vermin climes up on the rod, then the can to eat the bait. It's weight makes the can turn on the rod which drops the vermin into the water, where it drowns. Politicians are just big rats, they just need a different bait.

'Miniature bear traps'.

That's an interesting gimmick. Another seasonal problem... jack rabbits. Any cute tricks to trap and/or kill? ...Jim Thompson

How about all the 'Spanish only' Radio & TV stations?

Pitiful, wot? It's in a.b.s.e. too.

John

Scale it up to a 55 gallon drum and find the right bait? The soapy water keeps the vermin from climbing out of the container. What do they like to eat?

That isn't species-specific. If you want Democrats, you'll have to use women. For GOP, altar boys.

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You have miniature bears there? Or do you do things with your balls I really don't want to know about?

You should find the farmer that is causing them and go after him to eradicate them. There is a similar such case currently in San Diego.

Rock pile hell! Any felony incarcerations in this country should ALL be forced to give labor toward the next PRISON construction effort for that state.

We also need a new Devil's Island where we send rapists and murderers.

They NEVER get to step on free soil again. Gun and knife crimes should all be life sentences as well.

The delineation should be where the gun or knife is used in self defense.

Stupid, untrue claim. Such "air" is POST filter.

Think of debris hitting the brushes, not just flies, idiot. THEN you will realize the stupidity of the claim you derived with your bent "common sense" guess of what takes place. ANY air that passes over ANY motor in ANY vacuum cleaner is POST filter.

More utter bullshit. MAYBE the propellant is a low flammability propane mix, but even that would be relatively safe.

No... really?

You are quite effective at being an idiot.

Oh boy! A tobacco retard! You probably think that being a cigar smoker makes you a more virile "man". You are neither virile nor a man.