Antenna breakthrough

"the signal finds it's happy spot and launches into space"

My wireless signal is very unhappy. Where can I get one of those spray cans of stuff to make it all better?

No Idea. It's all way beyond me, but thought there might be some informed comments in this NG as to whether or not it makes sense.

It sounds to me suspiciously like overpriced aluminium spray paint.

That isn't to say that you can't make antenna coatings that will improve the mismatch between the antenna and free space.

But I doubt very much if you can have one that works by magic at any frequency from 50MHz up to 5GHz. Snake oil for radio antennas.

Bull.

-- Boris

Didn't watch the video and had sound off. I start out reading the comments in these cases. One gets much more info that way. Now... IF I watch it and listen to it, I will go in informed already. From the comments, I shouldn't even bother.

You need "Antenna Lube". In really difficult cases, you may need to use "Signal Clean", too. And probably a flux capacitor to get to the store that sells them.

Ed

Hmmmm.... 20 dBm improvement on an iPhone ?

Must be from th e "capacitor happy spot" he talked about.

boB

BUT..BUT..MotorButt.. Snake oil makes snakes slip easier, so add some on any antenna and the wave energy electrons can slip off easier - thus making communications happier (if you do not believe me, just look at the smiles on the faces of the electrons).

Maybe it couples through his tin foil hat. So, instead of 'snake oil' being in your phone, it is literally something you can "always have on your mind..."

Why, my "massive prong" yields a 25dB improvement whenever I see a pretty girl walk by. That's not snake oil! That's the oily snake itself!

(I couldn't resist... it's in my script)

Or an Interociter.

Those were some nice capacitors! (hahahahaha)

You should use your computer to make an animated presentation, so we can see it the way you describe it. It sounds like a cartoon.

Bullshit! By your own admission you're prongless.

Wow; makes me wish i were an artist!

Go away, retarded, little-girl-wanna-be-but-all-you-could-muster-is- slug.

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