That isn't anything like is going on here. If I set it to read low ohms for example, it starts out at around 300 ohms, then ticks down steadily until after a few seconds the continuity beeper activates and then it keeps going down to -0.00. If I set it to the regular ohms range, the bargraph ticks rapidly. AC volts reads a few millivolts regardless, haven't tried DC volts yet.