Hi! I´m an evil terrorist and I need some help for my plan to destroy the Western world and cause chaos and energy.
I already have bought enough Plutonium from my Russian friends , but I still need the electronic parts.
Can anyone supply me with electronic parts for my atom bomb?
I can pay well and I may spare your home town if you help me.
Why don't you save a lot of energy and money, and let the US destroy itself with "patriotic" laws, exporting jobs, importing cheap labor to destroy own workforce, and other internal corruption?
Hello Howard Dean!!! It is good to see you can use the internet for something besides raising money.
On second thought, maybe is is Hillary???? Has got to be ONE of them.
Butters? Is that you?
I can tell. You're storing it next to your head while sleeping, aren't you?
You've come to the right place!
I'll sell you a grab-bag full of 1/2 watt resistors for low, low sum of $50. Deal?
Great. Now, can you target my Mother-in-Law's home town instead?
Hi, I have a solder Iron; you have to solder some thing don't you? Give me 100 Euro's and do not drop the bom in my greenhouse; I have some tomatoes in it.
Cheers
It's okay, the radioactivity will give the tomatoes special powers.
"Attack of the killer tomatoes" comes to mind.
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The Springfield Nuclear Company sells it. Talk to Homer Simpson. He can be found at Moe's. ehehehehehe
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Oh, puh-leez. Give us a break. Go pour a tube of krazy glue on your keyboard. While you're at it, put a few drops on your lips, too.
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You probably haven't checked the crazy glue label - it's water soluble. Wouldn't work on lips.
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