"Sorry," Joshua said. "Personally, I think I'm a fine dog. Remind me to pee on this guy's shoes before we go." "Man, that's the problem with being a dog," Joshua said. "The perks are just not there." "I don't know what Ted is getting," she said. "I never met him before, actua lly. I'm getting a part on a pilot. I don't have to audition -- do not pass go, do not collect $200, just go straight to acting. I've actually read the pilot. It's a medical drama, of all things. It's not bad. It might even have a chance to get on TV somewhere. It seemed like a smart move." "Joshua," I hollered. "We have to stop."