Yikes! .....A $700 Power Bar!

It should come with a earwax removal kit for better sounding highs :P Here's a scary chunk that'll certainly cause fidelity problems.

However... 'In 2008 new guidelines were issued by the American Academy of Otolaryngology discouraging earwax removal unless excess earwax is causing health problems.[21]'

I'm disappointed it doesn't have built-in bubble levels. And yes, a compass needle too.

John

Thank you for sharing that with us.

John

And the author of that article posted a 10 megapixel 2.41MB image file for that? He must be really into audio.

Of course. In spite of the 12 miles of ratty, oxidized aluminum conductors covered with bird shit between your local power substation and you, that last 6 feet are critical for proper audio fidelity.

...with more money than brains.

For a lot less than five grand you can go down to the Home Despot and buy enough red outlets to repopulate your entire block. You won't get a free $1875 power cord, though.

It really needs a Feng Shui meter for the music to be completely harmonized with the environment.

The shittiest cheap chinese UPS probably does a better job of line conditioning.

No. That's all about placement. It goes in the upturned palm of your statue of Shiva's hand.

We all know where your up-turned palm is, DimBulb.

"Quantum Tunneling is a process that changes the way a cable conducts signal at the sub atomic level affecting the entire cable assembly, connectors, solder joints, dielectric and ground conductors are all transformed and integrated as a single unit." This is done by applying a two-million-volt, extreme high frequency signal to a cable at a specific pulse modulation and frequency for an exact duration of time. Synergistic says this alters the entire cable at molecular level."

Uh huh

Somehow, I do not believe that the sum of those parts equals a product that is greater than that figure adds up to... Result: ZERO synergy.

Yes, well now the secret is out!

Joke's on them, copper doesn't even have molecules. It has crystals. ;-)

Tim

-- Deep Friar: a very philos>> Fred Abse wrote:

THe joke is on everyone who buys one, it is from the #1 scam country of the world, china.

Only among laymen.

So, you are saying that dark matter does not exist?

It is proven, dingledorf!