Yikes! .....A $700 Power Bar!

It should come with a earwax removal kit for better sounding highs :P Here's a scary chunk that'll certainly cause fidelity problems.

However... 'In 2008 new guidelines were issued by the American Academy of Otolaryngology discouraging earwax removal unless excess earwax is causing health problems.[21]'

I'm disappointed it doesn't have built-in bubble levels. And yes, a compass needle too.

John

Thank you for sharing that with us.

John

And the author of that article posted a 10 megapixel 2.41MB image file for that? He must be really into audio.

Of course. In spite of the 12 miles of ratty, oxidized aluminum conductors covered with bird s*it between your local power substation and you, that last 6 feet are critical for proper audio fidelity.

...with more money than brains.

For a lot less than five grand you can go down to the Home Despot and buy enough red outlets to repopulate your entire block. You won't get a free $1875 power cord, though.

It really needs a Feng Shui meter for the music to be completely harmonized with the environment.

The shittiest cheap chinese UPS probably does a better job of line conditioning.

No. That's all about placement. It goes in the upturned palm of your statue of Shiva's hand.

We all know where your up-turned palm is, DimBulb.

"Quantum Tunneling is a process that changes the way a cable conducts signal at the sub atomic level affecting the entire cable assembly, connectors, solder joints, dielectric and ground conductors are all transformed and integrated as a single unit." This is done by applying a two-million-volt, extreme high frequency signal to a cable at a specific pulse modulation and frequency for an exact duration of time. Synergistic says this alters the entire cable at molecular level."

Uh huh

Somehow, I do not believe that the sum of those parts equals a product that is greater than that figure adds up to... Result: ZERO synergy.

Yes, well now the secret is out!

Joke's on them, copper doesn't even have molecules. It has crystals. ;-)

Tim

-- Deep Friar: a very philos>> Fred Abse wrote:

THe joke is on everyone who buys one, it is from the #1 scam country of the world, china.

Only among laymen.

So, you are saying that dark matter does not exist?

It is proven, dingledorf!