What is it about.....

The life forms that migrated from your unwashed arse and took over your brain produce alcohol as part of their normal metabolism - so they're not bothered by any alcohol you consume!

Thanks.

I just had a word with them, through the potatoes, and they tried to avoid the alcohol question, in particular my share of it, with a discussion about your intelligence.

I suppose you consider yourself to be sophisticated too.

DNA

Maybe they should bring back alcohol prohibition, but legalize pot! ;-)

Cheers! Rich

Ah, grasshopper - the secret is to find the balance point between the brain and the life-forces that emanate from the arse.

It's that cooperation - the balance point, if you will - that causes peace and harmony, both internally and externally.

Cheers! Rich

So what happens when I go down the shop for marmite, butter and crackers and there are a shitload of dopeheads in the way trying to decide which box of cereal they want?

DNA

Just castrate your f****ng thing.

Nah! - they all got too stoned and forgot to turn up!

An everyday problem for Rich.

Don't give them Root access.

Very unlikely......

DNA

Unless he plans ahead.

DNA

Then he wouldn't be Rich, would he?

-- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell Central Florida

Well, Duh!!!!

Obviously he would be 'Rich but Stocking up on Tasty Stuff to Enjoy When I Get Stoned Later on Tonight'.

DNA

Wouldn't he have to sober up first for that to ever work?

Shred some of your underpants and fill up some baggies - that'll stop em!!!

Well, planning ahead makes a hell of a lot more sense than planning behind, no?

Cheers! Rich

Yeah - protecting your supply!

But all seriousness aside, I wouldn't use that acronym because it's supposed to be implicit. %-}

Cheers! Rich [0] I know, 'acronym' doesn't fit here, but I thought I'd leave it in for the potential humour value - it's really "pseudonym", I'm pretty sure. ;-)

How could you possibly know this?

And why are you so obssessed with me? Are you a stalker?

Thanks, Rich

Feh. I could have a .25 BAC and _still_ be better than you!

I really believe that you could benefit from some counseling, about that buried rage that's coming out all sideways. It's such a loss, that you are so afraid to look into yourself, that you need to lash out in such uncontrolled anger.

But there's help available - the VA has a pretty good psychiatric department.

Good Luck! Rich