v for frequency?

I've never seen that in the ingredients list, although we might call it something else. I assumed the creamy texture was the fat.

Nope, boys from orphanages etc.

What has the EU to do with cute little boys?

Getting milk from a yacc requires a calf now & then. A lonely cow won't do.

BTW yaccs can be quite bad-tempered in the lowlands. Somehow they don't feel comfy there.

:-) Gerhard

It is possible to stimulate milk production by injecting hormones, so it could be done without a calf. I don't know how practical that would be. It apparently is done in humans for some adoptive mothers to be able to breastfeed the adopted baby.

Not allowed to call it butter indeed. Why has the world gone so childish?

Possibly the people making pure soft butters object to blended spreads being called butter.

There's nothing childish about using words precisely, even if the Scottish wanker can't be bothered to do it.

People selling specific products take product names seriously - they don't want other people to profit form the money they've spent advertising their specific product.

I don't think it's available in the UK.

"Triple churned". It's probably just butter with air whipped into it to keep it spreadable at refrigerator temperature.

In the U.S., it's often called "whipped butter". You can make it at home from regular solid butter.

My mother bakes stuff, she uses margarine.

There you go, I can detect sour and bitter, but I couldn't tell you if it was acidic or just sour.

People must have pathetic holders.

The ones that would put up with a half-witted Scottish wanker are even rarer.

There isn't any difference unless you can smell it.

(A few years ago I entirely lost the ability to smell sour milk. It can go solid or blobby in beverages before I can tell. I can taste it's sour though.)

It's all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must have ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in a crinoline. I don't know whether people use those any more.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don't think they sell them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I assume.

No Bidet then...

People don't usually travel far to find a mate. Whether they travel far enough to find a good one is uncertain. About 40% of US marriages end in divorce, so quite a few of them don't.

You've got enough money to buy the op amp you want. People with less money tend to be less picky.

Repulsive creeps of both sexes have difficulty finding anybody who will go out with them, let alone marry them, and the faults that make them repulsive don't make for stable relationships. Domestic violence affects one in six women in Australia and one in sixteen men. Some people haven't got the bargaining power to do well in the marriage market. I had a tendency to go after women who were going to end up as professors (not that I knew that that was what I was doing a the time) which was probably excessively ambitious, though it worked out well.