Gosh, I hope they didn't suck out *too* much of the important stuff.
John
Gosh, I hope they didn't suck out *too* much of the important stuff.
John
Then why do I have to unclog the toilets and take out the garbage?
John
My theory is that women's brains are wired to better handle dealing with gross gooey stuff.
Best regards, Spehro Pefhany
Or some of that brown liquid they use on genital warts....
Good Luck! Rich
I don't think that's true anyway.
Any time one of our kids was sick, or had the diaper blow-out, my wife would start gagging.
Rather than have to clean up after her as well I just did the task myself.
I've never been squeamish about such things.
...Jim Thompson
You've apparently never had pancreatitis. Yes, I would have rathered have been dead than to be in such debilitating pain, but doctors can prescribe morphine. >:->
And they can install a pancreatic bypass - I don't get pancreatitis any more. :-)
We're responsible for our own well-being, but that's not a rule against using whatever tools are available. :-)
But, I tell you what - next time I go to the dentist, I'm gonna demand that they use whatever drug it was that the endoscopy shop used on me - knocked me out completely, and it was like " Are we done?" And, of course, they were. :-)
Good Luck! Rich
because they can
Yeah! That should be based on who clogged the toilet and who made the garbage! Equality, I say! ;-D
But still, flip the seat down, just so she thinks you're paying atteniton. ;-P
Cheers! Rich
Surely these are not the stories you should broadcasting on the Internet, with all its search engines and long-term memory.
My funniest experience was with #2 daughter, 1 year old at the time, now 41...
I heard strange giggling from her bedroom... walked in to find her emptying her diaper by grabbing a handful, then slinging it onto the wall :-(
...Jim Thompson
I think she said something about leftist weenies were invading her room ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Bullshit! The lid should be down. Both have an interest.
It is, sorta.
I had no problems with the diapers. When the kid started projectile vomiting of pink stuff at 3:00AM it got pretty bad. Turns out he was allergic to something in Spagetti-Os. The last time it happened they slipped it into his dinner at a scouts camp-out when he was a HS senior. He wasn't a happy camper (nor were they)! "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!" He would have rather starved.
I did my share. I really didn't mind all that much. Diapers were easy. Vomit...
I can't stand other's blood. I can look at my own all day (wow, look at the muscle down there - just like Brittanica). When the neighbor dog ripped my son's leg open I was calm as a clam until we were in the emergency room and the doctor started with the "novacane". He suggested that my wife should take me outta the room. I was whiter than the brat.
That can be quite dangerous. If the mole is cancerous doing that kind of cutting could spread it through the body.
For myself, I'm more a fan of backwoods medicine - plentiful moonshine, and a bullet (or a really big bottle of particularly bad moonshine) for incurable cases.
[snip]
It WAS funny! Then I had to clean it up :-(
That touches on survival... how all four of our kids survived to become adults... when my wife was mad at them for some prank I was laughing, and vice versa ;-)
...Jim Thompson
If you ever have a serious strep throat, or a life-threatening uninary infection, you might reconsider. It's incredible what a penicillin shot in the butt, or a jug of Cipro, can do in a few hours. And a compound fracture isn't the sort of thing you want to treat at home.
John
That's exactly my situation/experience.
With kids you can't afford to be ....
If you're going to off yourself for what seem like good reasons at the time, at least research it enough not to leave yourself alive but with horrible liver damage, brain damage, blindness etc.
Best regards, Spehro Pefhany
Unfortunately, it was the "moonshine" that caused it, or so they tell me. But since they installed that pigtail, I haven't had a problem. :-)
Cheers! Rich
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