My Audi gives me short but insulting lecture displays when I start it up. Once I got a warning that I should call an 800 number immediately, so I did. It was an attempt to sign me up for Sirius satellite music junk.
I sure wish I could reprogram this thing. There's a lot of idiotic stuff I'd turn off. It is "over engineered" in the worst sense of that term. Mo's Honda Fit is simple and brilliant by comparison, except for setting the clock of course. (I saw it on the web and it looked so cool I bought one online without either of us having driven one. She loves it. The Fit may be the best car in the world.)