Mommy shat you in 1960? I find it amazing that you have been able to remain alive all these years. A reasonable person would have predicted that your nasty attitude towards people would eventually annoy someone's girlfriend, wife, or mother enough to result in your elimination by whatever means were available at that time. Perhaps you never speak about your education because mommy had to keep you out of the public schools to protect you - hence you were home-schooled and never got beyond the secondary school level. I'm sure that if you had a college degree you would have been boasting about being first in your class and having developed some incredible technological advance that the government took over and retained you as an SRD-class consultant. That's the bare minimum I'd expect from you Archie! We already know that you spend the majority of your miserable life at the keyboard posting caustic remarks on Usenet. You use over forty nyms and frequent many groups, but your attitude is consistent. Face it; there are no more worlds for you to conquer. It's time to off yourself in some wildly majestic manner. Go for it Archie.
Like I said before, you da' man Archie; you 'da man!
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!