> Reminds me of the one about the computer sales rep who died and was being
> judged. Given his choice of heaven, which looked quite boring, and hell,
> where there was a tanned and muscular guy lounging in a hammock, being fed
> treats by one beautiful girl while being fanned by another, he chose hell.
> Immediately he finds himself in a stinking, smoky cavern, being poked in
> the butt with a pitchfork by a small demon.
>
> "Hey, what's all this?" he demands.
> "What do you mean, this is hell..." replies the demon. "Yeah, but what
> they showed me as a preview was some guy in a hammock, being fanned and
> fed sweets."
> "Oh." says the demon after a second. "That must have been the
> demonstration model..."
>
Ever feel like these guys?
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Cheers! Rich