I invented this spoon with a light on it sos you can eat ice cream in the dark. How do I go about gettin a patent on it and a marketing plan?
-- Steve Chaney snipped-for-privacy@NRsmykicktoy.pacman.nut Remove "NRismykicktoy" to get my real email address
"it must shock you that i'm a college dropout." - Me
See a crappy website at the soc.singles HALL OF STUPID:
"Too late I understood that when you mate with a 400 lb woman, you can get thrown."
- Me on my Wedding night
By forging me NR admits he is my owner
"The lower half of one black man is worth ten complete white men." - My friend Lady Veteran wants my weiner and hates on whitey.
"BLAGHABLAGHA BLAGHA BLAGHA"- My crazy friend Rauni deals with the medication
ATTENTION, Tammy Chaney! I am jealous of your pink cadillac and prosperous job selling make-up. Do you have any positions open?
Mike Cranston is guilty of making all of usenet laugh at my expense and scaring me so terribly I'll never cross the California state line.
Here's how to contact the appropriate law enforcement agencies to seek justice against me for poisoning puppies: