Someone here (a kook, I think?) likes to use the word "tard" over and over. Hardly a post goes by where this person doesn't use it to denigrate someone or something he takes issue with.
Well, today I heard a joke on the radio:
A producer wants to pitch a new TV series to the networks. It's your basic cop drama show, but the twist is he wants to pair up a dim-witted detective with a duck.
Show title: Tard and Feather'd.