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OT: Save The Airlines!!!

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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely, Bill Clinton

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Cheers! Rich

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Rich Grise
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Send the idea to Obama via that Palin whatshername..

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Robert Baer

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Better yet - stock that plane with 40 virgins and save avoid the lines at checkout time. Literally, I mean.

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mpm

Huh??? How does that avoid checkout lines?

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Robert Baer

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I guess that was a little cryptic. I meant, if YOU were the terrorist, and the plane was already filled with your promised 40 virgins, then you wouldn't have to stand in line to await your prize in the afterlife.

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mpm

Then make sure they are on the other side of the trap door in the floor of the plane.

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Michael A. Terrell

Late at night, by candle light, "Michael A. Terrell" penned this immortal opus:

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In these days, rounding up 40 virgins more than 14 yo may be a bit of a job.

- YD.

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