OT Lawyer jokes

From Al Lewis's column, "Al's Emporium":

"What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?"

"Taller."

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John Fields
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I haven't heard that one. I'll pass it on to the son-in-law prosecutor ;-) ...Jim Thompson

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Jim Thompson

Again, you are far more interested in male organs than electronics. There are other newsgroups that would better serve your interests.

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John Larkin Highland Technology Inc

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John Larkin

What's the definition of a shame?

A bus load of lawyers going off a cliff.

And the definition of a crying shame?

One seat was empty.

I do a lot of I.T. work for lawyers.

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T

Ego-man has no sense of humor?

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UglyMugly

;-)

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From Law School at Stanford:

A students become teachers. B students become Judges. C students become rich.

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Robert Macy

D students go into politics.

F students become criminals, and if they survive, end up telling A-D what to do...

-- Les Cargill

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Les Cargill

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