Sorry, I just have to share this.
Friend of the family just flew back home to California with assorted gifts from local family members, including a full sized deep-fryer. Not one of those little FryBaby dinguses, a big honkin' full sized f****ng DEEP-FRYER.
It wouldn't fit into the luggage, so it sat on her son's lap.
On the airplane.
With detachable cord inside.
Now, you can't take NAIL CLIPPERS on board, but you can take a DEEP-FRYER????
HOW MANY KINDS OF MAYHEM CAN BE COMMITTED WITH A FUCKING DEEP-FRYER?????
OK, thanks for listening, I'm still shaking though.
Mark L. Fergerson