OT: A limerick?

A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I'm quite wrong, You expect this line to be lewd.

-- Paul Hovnanian mailto: snipped-for-privacy@Hovnanian.com

------------------------------------------------------------------ If Mama Cass had just split that ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.

Sheep?

There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said "Screwing is one thing I do know" A women is fine And a sheep is divine, But a llama is Numero Uno."

Mikek

Take your pick:

There once was a man named Hollis Who used lizards and snakes for his solace. His children had scales And prehensile tails And voted for Governor Wallace.

Bob

So, your objection is about the lamb?

Your ammunition was outdated when the first caveman made a spear.

You are not funny!

Jamie

Give it up, I have not the time nor the patience, and you, not the intelligence required to engage in such combat.

In other words, your ammunition is low and primitive at best.

Jamie

Roses are Red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Cheers! Rich

When Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised, But when old MacDonald had a farm You should have seen his eyes!

Cheers! Rich