joke Re: We have no privacy anymore

Sep 11, 2019 1 Replies

are all yours body fluids ok? (...purity of essences)



"Unlisted" ha scritto nel messaggio news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...



We have no privacy anymore.
>
> I live in the country with no nearby neighbors. All day we had heavy
> rain, and my farm animals needed their feed. At 3am, the rain finally
> stops, so I go outdoors and begin feeding my animals.
>
> I'm half a mile from the house, when suddenly I have to take a s*it. I
> should mention that I'm elderly and cant hold it like I could when I was
> younger.
>
> OK, It's 3:30 am, no one can see me (I think). I always keep a roll of,
> toilet paper in my farm truck. So I drop my pants and begin taking a
> s*
it. Almost immediately an airplane shows up in the sky, and flies
> right over me.
>
> I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane owned by
> Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat to our private
> lives. (And I dont use either of them).
>
> Luckily I was able to duck under a nearby tree to finish my s*it.
>
> We have no privacy anymore. Not even on our own land in the middle of
> the night. BEWARE. And above all, DO NOT use Google or Facebook. Also
> beware of Amazon, because they also spy on private people.
>
>

"delo" wrote in news:qlat44$10ii$1 @gioia.aioe.org:

Why? Do you want to give it a fool cavity search?

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