Yes! It's ON-Topic!
Well, ostensibly.
The Office manager just came into my office and asked, "can you fix this?" It was one of these:
I said, "probably not, but I'll give it a shot." Hit the "ON" button, and the toy did make some noise, but nothing like proper operation.
So, I sanded the battery contacts, put the batteries back in, and boom, it came up!
She (the office manager) just gushed, as if I'd just performed a miracle.
So I _CAN_ do stuff! ;-)
Cheers! Rich