Hi I am from a small no contact African tribe. Our great leader BoomBa (the one with the deep voice elephants can hear miles away), he is our elected leader because he has the deepest voice, and is the most hairy too, wants to expand his voice in Africa. For this we need your help as I understand you have ways to amplify the deep voice. Once we amplify BoomBas deep voice and all of Africa can hear him, we will join the United States of America, and our great leader BoomBa (the one with the deep voice, and the most hairy too) will then be born in the United States, and will then be your new president and impose on you our religion. We are an advanced tribe and our religion is that we worship My God. We pray everyday 'Oh My God', and after BoomBas voice is also heard by the elephants in your place, you will also say: 'Oh my God'. So now to work and help me amplify the voice of Boomba (the one with the deepest voice, and the one who is the most hairy too).
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9 years ago