Has anyone ever been arrested for violating Ohms Law? :)
Who enforced it anyhow.... The Ohm Police Dept?
Has anyone ever been arrested for violating Ohms Law?
Mar 07, 2017
40 Replies
It's a local ordinance... only upheld by the Ohm Owner's Association.
I feel there's a good "yo mama" joke here, but I'm too lazy to think it up so I'll just quote some important lyrics:
"Your mom is so fat (How fat is she?) Your mama is so big and fat that she can get busy With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (What?) She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk"
"Aww, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way 'Cause that would blow me 'round the world in a day We drove to the drive-in and she didn't have to pay Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet."
There is a dangerous outlaw on the run - he robbed Miss Milly Henry of her joules. When the cops find him he'll be charged.
piglet
How awful!
Did Miss Henry offer the joule thief any resistance?
Cheers, James Arthur
He was charged with battery.
Diodes ignore signs all the time.
John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc
lunatic fringe electronics
Ohm Land Security!
ritto:
You're under arrest, resistance is futile :)
Bye Jack
There are some places in the US where arrest is futile and resistance works. Boston? St. Louis? Baltimore? Etc.
Hey, if you are Italian, you are NOT allowed to pun in English.
John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc
picosecond timing precision measurement
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http://www.highlandtechnology.com
scritto:
well, if he has the capacity to, it might be hard to induce him not to. Who knows, maybe it's his ferret's core skill. So don't get wound over it.
NT
scritto:
luckily not italian
Bye Jack
Oh, then never mind.
John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc
lunatic fringe electronics
Well, there are some crazy videos of guys getting zapped while climbing around on electric poles. Maybe they qualify. If it killed them, then they got "arrested", as in stopped moving.
Jon
I don't know, but Violating Cole's Law is quite disgusting.
Cheers
Clive
Cole's Law is disgusting enough.
Ah, amped up. Shocking.
Cheers, James Arthur
No - she was incapacitated.
Last I heard with Cole's law you mayo or mayo not get charged. Probably should check the current situation.
NT
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