Full Time, Permanent Nijmegen

There are no jobs that match my profile ....

-- Bill Sloman, Nijmegen

** Short of replacing ex Chief Engineer "Scotty" on the USS Enterprise, that is.

You know, somehow: " Beam me up Sloman " lacks the same kind of magical ring.

Nevertheless, Bill might be well advised to write " I canna' change the laws of physics! " on his next job application.

Just so his aging phasors don't get overtaxed ......

....... Phil

Phil hasn't been paying attention. Philips did have a fantastic job for me last year - on a phased array ultrasound project they were contemplatiing. The fantasy element lay in the starting date of the project, which turned out to be imaginary. My complex number theory is too rusty to let me rotate it onto the real axis.

I haven't entirely abandoned the hope that Philips might yet come up with a job that did match my profile, but it didn't happen this week.

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Bill Sloman, Nijmegen